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      <image:title>The Staff - CARLAXX</image:title>
      <image:caption>Brendan’s In-House Torturer A shapeshifting super-demon, Carlaxx assumes the form of different beloved sitcom characters to torment Brendan forever. Her true power, however, isn’t revealed until much later, linked directly to the bar, and perhaps to all of Hell itself…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Staff - CARLAXX</image:title>
      <image:caption>Brendan’s In-House Torturer A shapeshifting super-demon, Carlaxx assumes the form of different beloved sitcom characters to torment Brendan forever. Her true power, however, isn’t revealed until much later, linked directly to the bar, and perhaps to all of Hell itself…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Staff - PRAX</image:title>
      <image:caption>Retired Incubus, Part Time Waiter Centuries among humankind has turned Prax into something of a human-ophile… though he’s much less cultured than he thinks. Still, he’s one of the few cheerful demons in Hell, working at the bar for “fun.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Staff - Lilith</image:title>
      <image:caption>Demoness &amp; Entrepreneur A famous socialite and a respected High Demon of Hell, Lilith is Brendan’s sometimes-boss / sometimes-villain... depending on how bored she is.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Staff - Joan of Arc</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hero. Saint. Problem Drinker. 600 years in Hell has turned Joan into something of a grouch. She’s quick to anger, thrilled to fight, and the first to stand up to tyranny… even when it drags her friends down with her.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Staff - TODD</image:title>
      <image:caption>Senseless. Shameless. Skinless. Upsetting to look at, and even more upsetting to be around, Todd is entirely ‘id’ with little-to-no social filter. Nevertheless, he’s a valued addition to the bar for his blind loyalty. And gullibility.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Staff - Torso</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Dark &amp; Mysterious One A man with a violent past, shrouded in mystery, Torso possesses an uncanny ability to keep his head in any situation. Even without one.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Staff - SCOTT</image:title>
      <image:caption>Demon. Tormentor. Proud Union Card Holder. Scott’s a big supporter of human-hellspawn relations: torturing souls by day, but also letting off steam with them at night. It’s generally unclear if Scott’s a true sociopath or a dear friend. Even to Scott.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>The Regulars</image:title>
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      <image:title>The Regulars - SCOTT</image:title>
      <image:caption>Demon. Tormentor. Proud Union Card Holder. Scott’s a big supporter of human-hellspawn relations: torturing souls by day, but also letting off steam with them at night. It’s generally unclear if Scott’s a true sociopath or a dear friend. Even to Scott.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>WATCH - This Side of Hell - "Everybody Goes to Hell" - Episode 01</image:title>
      <image:caption>The bar meets a new regular. Series Pilot.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>WATCH - This Side of Hell - "The Hell Inspector" - Episode 02</image:title>
      <image:caption>The fate of the bar is threatened with a visit from the local city Hell Inspector.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>WATCH - This Side of Hell - "Lilith Buys the Bar" - Episode 03</image:title>
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      <image:title>WATCH - Opening Seqeunce</image:title>
      <image:caption>Where Everybody Knows Your Pain.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>WATCH - Ep 102 - "The Hell Inspector" - Proof of Concept</image:title>
      <image:caption>The fate of the bar is threatened with a visit from the local city Hell Inspector.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>WATCH - The Meaning of Friendship</image:title>
      <image:caption>Scott teaches a government official a lesson he’ll never forget!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>WATCH - Teaser Trailer</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wet your appetites. Pairs well with our title sequence. Just saying.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In Hell, no one can hear you drink.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>WATCH - Sizzle Reel</image:title>
      <image:caption>Feel the burn.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Torso</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Dark And Mysterious One With a violent past shrouded in mystery, Torso is the defacto “village sage,” able to keep his head in any situation. Even without one.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Todd</image:title>
      <image:caption>Senseless. Shameless. Skinless. Upsetting to look at, and even more upsetting to be around, Todd is entirely ‘id’ with little-to-no filter. Still, he’s a valued friend to the bar for his blind loyalty. And sheer gullibility.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Suzie</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Bar’s Newest Regular An undocumented soul without a punishment, Suzie’s hiding in the bar to escape Hellish persecution. But what’s even more frightening is how easily Suzie feels at home in Hell.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Carlaxx</image:title>
      <image:caption>In-House Torturer A screeching shapeshifter, Carlaxx is an “entity” haunting the bar as part of Brendan’s punishment. Her true nature is shrouded in mystery… for now. While our budget’s still thin.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Brendan</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bartender &amp; Prisoner A sarcastic layabout, Brendan takes very little seriously except for himself. Thankfully, his heart is just slightly bigger than his ego. Usually.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Scott</image:title>
      <image:caption>Demon. Tormentor. Proud Union Card Holder. Scott’s a huge supporter of human-hellspawn relations: torturing souls by day, and letting off steam with them at night. It’s unclear how much Scott is a true sociopath, or a dear friend. Even to Scott.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Prax</image:title>
      <image:caption>Retired Incubus, Part-Time Waiter Centuries among humankind has turned Prax into something of a human-ophile… though he’s much less cultured than he thinks. Still, he’s one of the few cheerful demons in Hell, working at the bar for “fun.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Joan of Arc</image:title>
      <image:caption>Patron Saint. Problem Drinker. Nearly 600 years in Hell has turned Joan into something of a grouch. She’s quick to anger, thrilled to fight, and the first to stand up to tyranny… even if that means dragging everyone down with her.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Lilith</image:title>
      <image:caption>Demoness. Entrepreneur. Famed socialite and High Demon of Hell, Lilith is the bar’s sometimes-boss / sometimes-villain... depending on how bored she is.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch</image:title>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - …Except for Scott</image:title>
      <image:caption>Who simply refuses to help at all: it’s after 6:00, and he’s in the torture-union.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch</image:title>
      <image:caption>Immediately following their decision to protect Suzie from the forces of hell, a force of Hell shows up on the bar’s doorstep.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - While the rest “look” for Suzie</image:title>
      <image:caption>…But mostly argue about turning her in to save themselves, or fighting the Hell Inspector regardless of the consequences.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>This Side of Hell's Pitch - Prax distracts the Hell Inspector</image:title>
      <image:caption>By showing him the worst parts of the bar, and buying some time…</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thissidepitch.net/sizzlereel</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Pilot Season - EP 01</image:title>
      <image:caption>The bar meets a new regular. Series Pilot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The fate of the bar is threatened with a visit from the local city Hell Inspector.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The bar faces new management. Roshamon style.</image:caption>
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